Great Rock Albums of 1985: The Wrestling Album

 

Big question: Is my memory not as good as I thought or is Wikopedia not as accurate as they are believed to be? For more than thirty-three years, I was convinced that "The Wrestling Album" came out in the early part of 1985. However, Wikopedia claims it came out in the November of that year. Anyway, when in 1985 the album came out doesn't really matter, it did and it provided an amusing alternative. Besides, it was still better than a lot of the commercial synth crap that was around.

"The Wrestling Album" came out in a bid to take advantage of the "Rock and Wrestling Connection" which was established the previous year with Cyndi Lauper. She doesn't sing on this album, with the exception of Rick Derringer's "Real American," the wrestlers do. Many of the big WWE, although back then it was still the WWF, who were around at the time have songs, some of them are quite good. The best ones in my view are "Grab Them Cakes" by Junkyard Dog and credit where due, "Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield" by bad guy manager Jimmy 'The Mouth of the South' Hart. Wrestling commentator Mean Gene Okerlund does do a pretty good rendition of "Tutti Fruitti." Derringer's song, like most of the ones sung by the wrestlers is done in a punk/new wave fashion but he does do a reasonably cool guitar solo on it. After all, that's what makes Rick great! Furthermore, all the main WWE wrestlers perform on the first track, "Land of a Thousand Dances" which got considerable airplay on MTV. But the album isn't just music, in between the tracks, you get some funny commentary from Vince McMahon, Gene Okerlund and wrestler, actor and the man who would eventually come to be governor of Minnesota, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura.

While it's very easy not to take the album seriously, I can also see that those behind the album, especially Cyndi's then manager David Wolf, made sure the songs were done right. He got Derringer and Meat Loaf producer Jim Steinman to produce the album. I have to admit, they do a good job on it, no matter how much I want to burst out laughing whenever I hear "Captain Lou's History of Music/Captain Lou" by Lou Albano. Then again, I have never dismissed humour in music and there's a lot to be had with "The Wrestling Album."

Track Listing:

1. The Wrestlers- Land of a Thousand Dances
2. Junkyard Dog- Grab Them Cakes
3. Rick Derringer- Real American
4. Jimmy Hart- Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield
5. Captain Lou Albano and George 'The Animal' Steele- Captain Lou's History of Music/Captain Lou
6. WWF All Stars- Hulk Hogan's Theme
7. 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper- For Everybody
8. Mean Gene Okerlund- Tutti Fruitti
9. Hillbilly Jim- Don't Go Messin' With a Country Boy
10. Nikolai Volkf- Cara Mia

Rick Derringer

Jim Steinman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TrPlH6ncCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97czazOKm70

Frank Zappa once asked, "Does humour belong in music?" My answer to this has always been an emphatic, "Yes!" "The Wrestling Album" is a very fun album and you can't fault the quality of the songs even if the singers aren't "ahem," top notch. It did provide a humourous break in the action back in 85.

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Great Rock Albums of 1985: Don Henley- Building the Perfect Beast

 

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I was not as musically open minded as I thought I was in the early part of 1985. While I make no justification for this, I do think the reason might have been that I was in longing after the wave of heavy metal that was played on commercial radio throughout 1984 became non existent in the early part of the following year. That was probably why I poo-pooed the "Building the Perfect Beast" album from Don Henley. Being honest, I was in Eagles mode (even though they had split up five years earlier) with not just Don but all former members of this iconic band. I expected all of their solo material to resemble the classic "Hotel California" and the singles from this album didn't do that. So, I ignored it until a friend lent it to me and I had a listen. Then I realized what I fool I had been.

Sure, the big single "The Boys of Summer" doesn't sound like "Hotel California" but the musicianship on the song is simply fabulous. There is some great guitar work from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers guitarist Mike Campbell and Don's voice is clean on this and all of the tracks. I have really come to like this track in my later years.

Upon further reflection back to 1985, I think that I put music into categories of heavy metal and synth pop. "Building the Perfect Beast" not being metal, I put it into the other category. Again I say "Fool!" at least to myself anyway. There is absolutely nothing synth pop about this album. If anything, there are tracks that take me back to The Eagles more country rock sound from the early 1970s. Tracks that bear evidence to this are the fast paced "Man With a Mission" and my vote for hidden gem, "You're Not Drinking Enough." For some reason, that track reminds me of the Eagles' classic, "Take Me to the Limit." But it does say "Early Eagles" all through the song. Thinking back to early 85, at the time I was dating a woman who had a drinking problem and now I'm linking this song with that. "Not Enough Love in the World" is another example of what I am trying to talk about. In fact this track would have fitted perfectly on the Eagles' "Long Road From Eden" album.

One reason for why this album sounds as good as it does is that Don got a load of well known singers and musicians to guest on it. While you know it is definitely Don Henley on every track, these guests, have a look below to see who, add to the quality of the album for sure.

Track Listing:

1. The Boys of Summer
2. You Can't Make Love
3. Man With a Mission
4. You're Not Drinking Enough
5. Not Enough Love in the World
6. Building the Perfect Beast
7. All She Wants to Do is Dance
8. A Month of Sundays
9. Sunset Grill
10. Drivin' With Your Eyes Closed
11. Land of the Living

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Don Henley- lead vocals, percussion (tracks 5,6,9), drums (tracks 2-4,7), keyboards (track 6)

Danny 'Kootch' Kortchmar- guitars, organ (4), synthesizers (tracks 1,3,6), percussion (tracks 6,9,10), keyboards (9), synthesizer guitar and horn solos (8), ormichard (4), horns (3)

Additional Musicians

Mike Campbell- guitar, synthesizer track 1

Lyndsey Buckingham- guitar, backing vocals track 2

Charlie Sexton- guitar track 3

Tim Drummond- bass (tracks 4&5)

Pino Pallindino- bass (tracks 2,9,10)

Larry Klein- bass track 1

Jim Keltner- drums track 8

Ian Wallace- drums track 5

Kevin McCormick- African drums track 6

Randy Newman- synthesizer track 8

David Paich- synthesizer (track 7) piano (track 4 & 8)

Steve Porcaro- synthesizer (track 1 &4)

Benmont Tench- synthesizer (track 8), keyboards (track 2&5)

Albhy Galuten- synthesizer, Synclavier track 6

Michael Boddicker- synthesizer track 8

Bill Cuomo- synthesizer, percussion track 10

Backing Vocals:

Belinda Carlisle- track 3

Michael O'Donahue, Waddy Watchel, JD Souther, Carla Olson- track 6

Patty Smyth- track 6, 8-10

Martha Davis- tracks 6&7

Marie Pascale Elfman, Dominique Manicelli- track 9

Sam Moore- track 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx0GRiipMbE

Brian Dear, I owe you a thanks for giving me this classic Don Henley album to listen to. Otherwise, I would have been enslaved to my ignorance that "Building the Perfect Beast" was another 80s synth pop album. It is clearly not and full marks to Don for it.

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Great Rock Albums of 1985: Giuffria

 

A band that caught mine and many other people's attention was Giuffria with their self titled debut album. The band was originally formed as a side project by keyboards player Greg Giuffria after he left his former band Angel. A band I had heard great things about back in the day but never got around to listening to. Back to Giuffria, their first single, "Call to the Heart" did get a lot of airplay and according to recorded history, number fifteen in the charts. It was one of those ballads that the ladies seemed to really like but it had some good progressive rock hooks as well as a guitar solo to grab the attention of men. If I'm honest, I liked the song but it really wasn't heavy enough for me.

Everything that Giuffria was capable of doing can be found in the opening track of the album, "Do Me Right." It starts with some classic 1970s sounding progressive rock via a great keyboard intro. Then the song carries on with some great vocals backed up by a more than capable rhythm section before guitarist Craig Goldy hammers out his best solo on the album. It's definitely my favourite track.

The two hardest tracks on the album are "Don't Tear Me Down" and "Dance" and it is probably a good thing that those two songs were back to back after the forementioned ballad. It proved to doubters that they could rock as much as anyone. Things go slightly softer and more melodic, bordering on commercial after that with the remainder of the songs, "Turn Me On" being the harder rocking exception. Goldy and Giuffria really cook with guitar and keyboard on that one. "The Awakening" is rather amusing, with the children's choir and keyboards giving it that Saturday horror film feel. Saying that, the talent of this band pulls up the quality  of each song making them more enjoyable.

No matter what you think of the songs, you can't deny that this was one talented band. David Glen Eisley had a voice that was as good as many lead singers in that day. The keyboard skills of Greg Giuffria show themselves in every song. Chuck Wright and Alan Krigger are very good rhythm section and as for the guitarist, Craig Goldy, his playing on the album leaves me to conclude that it was no wonder why he was head hunted to join Dio a year later.

Track Listing:

1. Do Me Right
2. Call to the Heart
3. Don't Tear Me Down
4. Dance
5. Lonely in Love
6. Trouble Again
7. Turn Me On
8. Line of Fire
9. The Awakening
10. Out of the Blue

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David Glen Eisley- lead vocals, keyboards, harmonica

Greg Giuffria- keyboards, backing vocals

Craig Goldy- guitar

Chuck Wright- bass, backing vocals

Alan Krigger- drums, percussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgiNrtJKAaA

While doing a bit of research for the post, I had one rumour from 1985 quashed. In said year, Giuffria went on tour supporting legends Deep Purple. The rumour was that Purple kicked them off the tour because Giuffria was blowing them away every night. I have always found that hard to believe, especially as I saw Deep Purple in this year and they were superb. From what I've read, Ritchie Blackmore was a bit of an a""hole towards the band. He cut their stage time from 45 minutes nearly in half to 25, forbade them to play any guitar solos and they had to play with the arena lights on. Therefore, they left the tour on their own accord and I don't blame them. While I missed my chance to see them live, this album is a good fall back.

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